Okay so how the heck am I gonna weave a lesson with these apparently light years away topics? Justin Bieber and his rap friend Lil Za are in trouble, together.
Watch, grasshopper…. watch and learn, blogger friends. (rubbing money stained hands together)
Celeb watching is fun, even more so when they’re young and stupid, despite all those Benjamins.
I used to hate it. (celeb watching and gossip mongering)
Hell, I don’t even watch the award shows like the Grammys, but that may change soon enough.
Why? Because these people be trippin and who can resist a train wreck a week?
Not moi.
So rapper Lil Za was taken away in cuffs from Justin Bieber’s mighty house, and there is a LOT to this tale. The cops are gunning for Bieber over some egg throwing incident and they might have a drugs connection here. So we see that Justin was SLOPPY, and fellow marketers, you should take a lesson from that.
How Does Justin Bieber and Lil Za Being Sloppy Relate to My Blog?
Okay have a seat and take a load off, maybe crack open a “40” and start sippin while I lay it on ya.
First, the tale. Well, Justin Bieber and Lil Za are in a heap of trouble. There was some egg throwing incident that was also in the news, and the cops are pretty pissed. They want Bieber on a silver platter for that one, and Lil Za may have handed them the reason to go in. TMZ has some video of a cuffed Lil Za being taken away from Bieber’s house for some drug charge. At first they thought it was cocaine but not it might be “Molly”. It really doesn’t matter because while Cocaine is a fancy call girl and Molly may be a cheap whore, they’re both expensive dates when it comes to police scrutiny. Know what I mean?
So the cops have a warrant to go in, and they take away Justin Bieber’s security system, cameras and all. They dismantled it and took it away, planning to search for evidence of Bieber’s egg throwing from his own security system footage. He could go to prison if they find what they are looking for.
So (here it comes), Bieber was sloppy. They both were.
Bieber goes all egg happy and probably gets filmed by his own security system, because he’s a cocky little sumthin, and Lil Za and his Molly dope give the cops a reason to come in and give the place a cavity search, rubber glove and all. (ouch!!)
So What’s this Justin Bieber and Lil Za a go go Got to do with Blogging?
Well, pardon the loose connection, but it is a lesson ya’ll.
Don’t be a sloppy blogger.
C’mon people. Attention to detail.
It matters.
We all get caught up and sometimes a mis-spaced word ends up in there. Yeah, it happens.
I mean the real details. Make sure the graphics you use are nice quality. Use a theme that is appealing and well structured.
Watch your spelling. Okay so sometimes words are misspelled for effect. I’m not talkin bout that.
Don’t put the social sharing buttons on the home page – save em for the full posts.
Nofollow links that need that tag.
Don’t overdo the keywords or Google will come down on ya, big time.
Google and their frequent updates will slap your ass so fast you’ll feel a chill thinking there’s still penguins all over the place. (get it? .. Penguins.. nevah mind)
There’s probably a million little, and some big, things that any one of us can think up that could be tagged as being careless. Sure it happens. Don’t beat yourself up.
Just go through it and shape that blog up. It can be a process, maybe a monthly picking through with a fine tooth comb. Build it right and it’ll treat you well.
Whatever works for ya.
Don’t be careless and sloppy, and in the long run you’ll never have to worry about the Google or the other police and the snap of the rubber glove as you’re bending over.
Hey, I’m just lookin out for ya.
Let me know what you think about all of this below.
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Updates: Police say that they didn’t find the alleged smoking room (drug room) in Bieber’s house. The smoking room has shown up in pictures but the deputies that searched the house were looking for and retrieved video equipment – and you know cops. They’re like doctors. They only find what they’re looking for, most of the time.
ALSO
Justin Bieber vacationing in Colorado had to relieve himself and hopped out of the Escalade caravan to pee his initials in the snow of a private road. Class to the end!
Update: A few days after this post, Justin Bieber was arrested for drag racing a rented Ferrari while under the influence of alcohol. He was arrested and released on bail.
This New Yorker says it perfectly.
